meet my new best friend
Alexia Shae....daughter of my good mate I work with, Adriana...
"she's just so damn cute :)" - her Daddy
"she's just so damn cute :)" - her Daddy
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Come along, it's gonna rock
Monday, March 27, 2006
Beautiful Cowaramup Bay (Gracetown)
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Life with the sticks
this made me giggle :P
Saturday, March 18, 2006
sleeping peace when day is done...that's what I mean
Tiger-lily aka Tiger, Tigger, Tigeroo, Tig-tig etc
(One of three of my little cherubs)
Friday, March 17, 2006
a Man's guide to Women
Good for singles and especially married couples to analyze.
*In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and
you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's
the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION:
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking
at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???
*In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and
you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's
the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES:
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS:
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY:
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT:
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE:
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and
baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION:
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking
at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Nelson's Quote of the Week...
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot
keep it from themselves...
[J. M. Barrie]
keep it from themselves...
[J. M. Barrie]
Monday, March 13, 2006
Nelson... About Me...
Well... where do I start... my real name is Ronel... I am 23 years old... I have now lived in three countries which explains my strange accent. I am in my final year of studying Primary School Teaching at ECU which I am LOVING! This is my first ever blog entry and I am feeling quite famous and important now that my thoughts will be appearing on the internet. The most exciting thing in my life at the moment is that I am going to Rwanda in July with Riverview's Childrens Foundation as part of the Hope Rwanda project. So now that I have introduced myself... welcome to our blog... hope you enjoy reading our thoughts throughout 2006... feel free to leave us LOVELY messages anytime!